20 8 / 2014

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: Do your teachers care when you vine in class?

thatsthat24:

Oh yeah!! Well, sometimes they care more than other times. There were a couple I did that they got truly mad at me (One of them was when I sang “Y’all bout to make me lose my mind”) So I couldn’t do that anymore. As for the skits involving class, they loved that, because it brought the class together. All in all, the teachers love me, and I love them, because they’re pretty cool cats ;) #StewieJustSaidThat

13 8 / 2014

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via whitelines-redlights)

13 8 / 2014

ieffwitpinktoes:

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

13 8 / 2014

memeguy-com:

Someone threw something at my car as I passed them When I got out of the car to check for damages this is what I found

memeguy-com:

Someone threw something at my car as I passed them When I got out of the car to check for damages this is what I found

13 8 / 2014

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via a-slice-of-awesome)

(Source: princessariel2323, via ieffwitpinktoes)

13 8 / 2014

absolutely-gay:

These are so cool

(Source: knowledgefordummies, via ieffwitpinktoes)

13 8 / 2014

Secret life of Tumblr. Heheh blackanese-n-spanish

11 8 / 2014

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11 8 / 2014

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: antivanitas, via ryanvallejo)

11 8 / 2014